Short Funny Quotes

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
- Will Rogers

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
- Jim Davis

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.
- Unknown

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen

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- When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
- Tom Clancy

My opponent clearly has strong beliefs -- they just don't last very long
- George W. Bush

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
- Noelie Altito

President George Bush Quotes