Favorite Quotes

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

I never have found the perfect quote. At best I have been able to find a string of quotations which merely circle the ineffable idea I seek to express.
- Caldwell O'Keefe

Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.
- Jack Kerouac

Decadence is a difficult word to use since it has become little more than a term of abuse applied by critics to anything they do not yet understand or which seems to differ from their moral concepts.
- Ernest Hemingway

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
- Arthur Brisbane

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
- Mark Twain

Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they didn't.
- L. L. Henderson

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
- Peter Steiner

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
- William Gibson

Every generation needs a new revolution.
- Thomas Jefferson

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