Democratic National Convention
Agenda for Denver DNC 2008
The 2008 DNC promises change. Here's the schedule and agenda
from the opening night of the Democratic National Convention.
Oh, it was so much fun.
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning
7:15 P.M. Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish
7:20 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and
Al Sharpton
7:45 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 P.M. How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:35 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9:00 P.M. SaddA.M. Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
11.00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Collection for the OsA.M.a Bin Laden kidney transplant
fund - Barbara Streisand
11:15 P.M. Free the Freedom Fighters from GuantanA.M.o Bay - Sean
Penn
11:30 P.M. Oval Office Affairs - WilliA.M. Jefferson Clinton
11:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 P.M. How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers
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Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell
12:15 A.M. 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented
to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore
12:25 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 A.M. Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 A.M. Nomination of Barrack Hussan ObA.M.a by
Nancy Pelosi
12:50 A.M. Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the
departure of The
; Great Satan', 'W' Bush
12:50 A.M. Hillary proposes a toast to our millions
of new Illegal
Alien voters
1:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction
of the
Republican party.
1:05 A.M. Coronation of Barrack Hussan ObA.M.a
1:30 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 A.M. Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary
home

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