President Bush Quotes

Public speaking is very easy.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

My opponent clearly has strong beliefs -- they just don't last very long

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.

- President George W. Bush

For some more fun watch these hilarious funny George Bush video clips. My favorite is the OB-GYN video. You'll just have to see it...

President Bush Proposal to Solve Gas Price and Illegal Immigration Problem

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend it. I love it when a plan comes together